assemblies and scaring nick
Dec. 7th, 2001 11:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lantairvleaHad an assembly today, promised Britt H. that I'd be there, but, well, y'see I left my phone at home and it was the most opprotune time to get it being as I had to leave right after school for Gilbert so I could get my hair done (it's now about an inch and a half shorter) and such. Nick, Matt, and Daniel found me as I was preparing my escape in my car. Being as I only had room for two the guys decided amongst themselves and Matt and Nick ended up joining me in my crusade to my house so I could retrieve my phone. (as a note, told Britt I didn't go and she seemed rather irked, even with my all-important task)
We got to my house, chattered with Mom, found my phone via one of the chordlesses that are drapped about the household, useful little things when trying to find other ringing objects.
Snatched a banana, questioned the pair on whether or not they wanted something to snack upon, they declined. Being the opprotunist I am, I noted that, well, the drawer containing the butter knives I usually use to cut the top of the banana wasn't nearly as close as the wood block with Mom's array of cutlery. Being me I took the most threatening knife, displayed my leathal-looking demonic grin, and sliced the top right off of the banana, much more effective and much sharper than a measly butter knife. Needless to say I think I've managed to make Nick even more frightened of me and Matt probably thinks I'm remotely psyco, but that's alright, I have instilled fear, bwah ha ha ha ha ha!
Driving back to school the conversation went as such:
me: "I have a banana peel, fear me."
Matt: "Why should we fear a banana peel?"
me: "Because I have it."
Nick: "She's saying we should fear her because she has a banana peel."
Matt: "Oh yes, I fear."
yeah, it's great.
We got to my house, chattered with Mom, found my phone via one of the chordlesses that are drapped about the household, useful little things when trying to find other ringing objects.
Snatched a banana, questioned the pair on whether or not they wanted something to snack upon, they declined. Being the opprotunist I am, I noted that, well, the drawer containing the butter knives I usually use to cut the top of the banana wasn't nearly as close as the wood block with Mom's array of cutlery. Being me I took the most threatening knife, displayed my leathal-looking demonic grin, and sliced the top right off of the banana, much more effective and much sharper than a measly butter knife. Needless to say I think I've managed to make Nick even more frightened of me and Matt probably thinks I'm remotely psyco, but that's alright, I have instilled fear, bwah ha ha ha ha ha!
Driving back to school the conversation went as such:
me: "I have a banana peel, fear me."
Matt: "Why should we fear a banana peel?"
me: "Because I have it."
Nick: "She's saying we should fear her because she has a banana peel."
Matt: "Oh yes, I fear."
yeah, it's great.
