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[lantairvlea]

Lance: "What were you doing outside?"
Me: "Checking on my bird wings."
Lance: "You're what?"
Me: "Bird wings."
Lance: "Wha . . .?"
Me: "Bird wings . . . the wings of birds."
Lance: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah."
*insert prattle about gloves and finding bird and removing wings
Lance: "Just don't to Michelangello on me."
Me: "You mean Leonardo."
Lance: "Right! Well, it's the same time period!"

Yeah, it was funnier in person.